My Parents’ Friend.. Oh My!

I mentioned my parents’ have a friend who is 10 years older than me.  Married, w/ child.

Well, I’m going to be going on vacation w/ all the wackjobs next summer.  From Saturday to Saturday.  Close quarters and all that good “we share responsibilities” shit.  I found out thru mother dearest that he’s happy I will be going w/.  Hmmm.  Yay!    I know why he’s happy.  It’s because he has another person to pick on.  But his kind of picking is okay w/ me.  Altho kind of awkward when around his wife.

I actually spent some time w/ him this summer…. w/ his family and mine.  And we had fun.  We all went swimming.  And the first thing he does is splash me.  Doesn’t give me time to get in the water, just splashes me.   Then he gets his kid involved.  Picking him up and throwing him at me for a bigger splash.   I tried my damndest to get him back, cuz, I’m just like that.  I like being playful w/ the right person. And evidently he’s the right person.   And it’s so awkward because his wife was just watching us.  Too wussified to get in the water. 

What I wouldn’t give for a few alone minutes w/ him.  Muahahahahahaha (that’s my evil laugh, btw.)  S’not going to happen tho.   I was actually offered the extra room they have in their camper when I visited this past summer.  And I was really wondering….. “if only she knew that wouldn’t be good,” especially since she was leaving at 2am to go to work….. But the kid would have been in the way.  Eh.  Well.  Hell. 

Here’s a big huge ass dilemma, if he ever were to act on inspiration.  (If he were ever so inclined.)  He’s a friend of my parents’…. just as much as the wife.  How awkward would it be to be around my parents then?  For him, the wife, me?  Oy!   

However, I know he’s loyal, faithful and all that other marriage vow BS.  So I can dream.  Awkward!!